Inappropriate Soap

Inappropriate Soap

Hilariously Inappropriate Soap Collection

Soap Bar Dimensions: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

Each 150g hand-made soap bar in our collection is a blend of pure creativity and humour, offering you a truly unique and enjoyable shower experience.

Get ready for a good laugh and an even better clean!

1. "Sweaty B*llocks"

Soap Bar Don't sweat the small stuff; just wash it with our wildly inappropriate "Sweaty B*llocks" soap! This fruity and fresh bar will keep you feeling nuts about life. It's not just a cheeky gift – it's an aromatic delight.

2. "Back Sack & Crack"

Soap Bar A shower routine has never been this entertaining! Our "Back Sack and Crack" soap bar adds a hilarious twist to your daily ritual. Crafted with shea butter, coconut oil, and olive oil, it's kind to every nook and cranny. The scent of warm musky patchouli and sandalwood adds an extra touch of luxury.

3. "Sh*t Shave & Shower"

Soap Bar For a truly fabulous shave experience, give our "Sh*t Shave & Shower" soap bar a try. This 100% natural, fragrant, and long-lasting shave bar brings the giggles and leaves your skin feeling smooth as silk. Perfect for a satisfying "sh*t 'n' shower" routine, it's enriched with castor oil and kaolin clay, and fragranced with fresh eucalyptus and lemongrass.

4. "Smart Ass Ring Buff"

Soap Bar Know someone with a sharp wit? Our "Smart Ass Ring Buff" soap is designed to wake them up. This tingly, pepperminty delight with exfoliating poppy seeds adds a playful touch to their routine. For a lush tush, sweet cheeks, and buffed buns, it's a must-try novelty soap.

5. "Hot Flush"

Soap Bar When hot flashes hit, cool down with our "Hot Flush" soap. Crafted with soothing lavender to calm anxious minds and lift spirits. Ideal for perimenopausal women, it's as humorous as it is lovely, with a fantastic aroma.

6. "Hello Clitty"

Soap Bar "Hello Clitty" is here to help you slay the hairy vajayjay! Crafted with castor oil, kaolin clay, eucalyptus, and lemongrass, it's perfect for a silky soft shave. This long-lasting, natural shave bar is fun, effective, and kind to your skin and the environment.

7. ''Tits 'n' Fanny''

Infused with the invigorating scents of zesty orange and heavenly grapefruit, this foamy soap is not just a funny gift but a seriously lovely product. Perfect for a playful touch, it brings a burst of freshness to your senses, lathering up beautifully and lasting for ages.

8.''Filthy Scrubber''

Meet the Filthy Scrubber Soap – your go-to for a thorough cleanse! Packed with activated charcoal, a natural detoxifying agent, this soap is designed to rid your skin of dirt, impurities, and excess oils. Activated charcoal attracts and binds to toxins, leaving your skin feeling fresh and revitalized.Experience the invigorating scent of lime as it refreshes your senses. Lime oil, known for its antibacterial properties, contributes to a clean and clear complexion. Ideal for those seeking a deep cleanse and a rejuvenating experience.

9.''Sweaty Flaps"

Introducing the Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar – don't limit the foamy fun to just one area! Treat your face, feet, and all your bits to this fantastic soap.Fragranced with zesty lemongrass and lemon, it's the cheeky, fresh delight perfect for an all-over body experience. Ideal for those moments when hormones are in full swing and you're feeling hotter than a power station (and not in a good way).

10.''Hand Job''

Meet the Hand Job Soap Bar – not just your typical antibacterial hand soap, it's for all over! This fresh and delightful soap carries a fabulous scent that will make your whole body zing. A fun gift, yet a seriously lovely product.Free from palm oil, petrochemicals, artificial colors, fragrances, parabens, and SLS, this soap is crafted from all-natural ingredients. Suitable for sensitive skin and cruelty-free, it's a gag gift that's not only fun but also effective and kind! Spice up your self-care routine with a touch of humor and indulgence.

11.''Smell My Finger''

Introducing the Smell My Finger Soap Bar – a divine experience for your senses! With luscious lemon and ylang-ylang, this soap is a delightful combo of zest and sweetness. Perfect for tickling your fancy and everywhere else! A great gift that's both hilarious and truly lovely, this soap bar is crafted without palm oil, petrochemicals, artificial colors, fragrances, parabens, and SLS. Made from all-natural ingredients, it's suitable for sensitive skin and cruelty-free. Embrace the humor with a gift that's not just fun but also effective and kind!

Our novelty soaps are proudly handcrafted in Australia and have even earned the title of the "UK Gift of the Year" for their irresistible humour. While they're sure to elicit laughter, they also provide a top-quality cleansing experience that's fun, effective, and eco-friendly. Get ready for a shower like no other!